{"id":1139,"date":"2009-07-28T10:48:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T10:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1172-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T12:20:48","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T11:20:48","slug":"jordgubbarna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/07\/28\/jordgubbarna\/","title":{"rendered":"Jordgubbarna!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<center><a data-flickr-embed=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/krakel\/55067075930\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" title=\"kofot\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/31337\/55067075930_6a654e4866_c.jpg\" width=\"404\" height=\"720\" alt=\"kofot\"\/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/center>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Rosa hade hittat massvis av m\u00f6rdarsniglar p\u00e5 sin tomt, s\u00e5 hon ringde mig och tyckte att jag ocks\u00e5 borde g\u00e5 en ordentlig runda och kolla. Jag hittade inte s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga, men de jag s\u00e5g var riktigt stora \u2013 n\u00e4stan lite obehagliga.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Medan jag gick runt p\u00e5 tomten h\u00f6rde jag pl\u00f6tsligt ett krafsande ljud, och Shakira blev sp\u00e4nd som en fiolstr\u00e4ng. Vi sm\u00f6g bort mot kokhuset d\u00e4r ljudet kom ifr\u00e5n \u2013 och d\u00e4r, mitt i all dramatik, st\u00e5r Lill-polarn i full f\u00e4rd med att bryta sig in!<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Shit. Den lille vandalen har allts\u00e5 g\u00e5tt och blivit kriminell nu ocks\u00e5! Det b\u00f6rjar nog bli dags att leta upp hans sl\u00e4ktingar innan han drar p\u00e5 sig allt f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga belastningspo\u00e4ng. N\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjar sk\u00e4lla ut honom hoppar han till s\u00e5 att han tappar kofoten rakt p\u00e5 foten.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u2013 Aaaj! Vad du skr\u00e4ms!<br \/>\u2013 Vad h\u00e5ller du p\u00e5 med egentligen?<br \/>\u2013 Jag ville bara se hur l\u00e5ngt de hade kommit! Micael sover ju fortfarande!<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u2013 \u00c4r du s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 det?<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">F\u00f6r just d\u00e5 kliver Micael ut med kaffekoppen i handen \u2013 och f\u00e5r syn p\u00e5 rutan som Lill-polarn lyckats peta s\u00f6nder. Han sp\u00e4rrar upp \u00f6gonen, rusar ut och ropar:<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u2013 Mina jordgubbar!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Sen f\u00f6rsvinner han som en oljad blixt ut mot landet.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u2013 S\u00e5 d\u00e4r ja, s\u00e4ger Micael n\u00f6jt n\u00e4r han kommer tillbaka. Nu kan man ta sitt kaffe i lugn och ro igen.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Rosa hade hittat massvis av m\u00f6rdarsniglar p\u00e5 sin tomt, s\u00e5 hon ringde mig och tyckte att jag ocks\u00e5 borde g\u00e5 en ordentlig runda och kolla. Jag hittade inte s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga, men de jag s\u00e5g var riktigt stora \u2013 n\u00e4stan lite obehagliga. Medan jag gick runt p\u00e5 tomten h\u00f6rde jag pl\u00f6tsligt ett krafsande ljud, och &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Jordgubbarna!\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/07\/28\/jordgubbarna\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Jordgubbarna!\">\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,2143],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-lill-polarn"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/3765483100_c46da89389_o.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1199,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/08\/30\/shejk-lill-polarn\/","url_meta":{"origin":1139,"position":0},"title":"Shejk Lill-polarn","author":"Ingalill","date":"30 augusti 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I morse kom Tobias ner sur som \u00e4ttika och tyckte att nu f\u00e5r vi allt ta i tu med Lill-polarn. 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