{"id":1199,"date":"2009-08-30T10:42:30","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T10:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1233-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T12:15:13","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T11:15:13","slug":"shejk-lill-polarn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/08\/30\/shejk-lill-polarn\/","title":{"rendered":"Shejk Lill-polarn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"M\u00e5ste<\/a><\/p>\n

I morse kom Tobias ner sur som \u00e4ttika och tyckte att nu f\u00e5r vi allt ta i tu med Lill-polarn. Jag k\u00e4nde bara ”suck, kunde man f\u00e5 sovmorgon en enda g\u00e5ng”??\u00a0 Tobias hade tittat ut genom sitt f\u00f6nster och f\u00e5tt se sin tomt full av h\u00e5l. Lill-polarn h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 som b\u00e4st med att borra upp ett nytt h\u00e5l.<\/p>\n

N\u00e4r Tobias gick ut till Lill-polarn och bad honom sluta, s\u00e5 tittade Lill-polarn bara lite dimmigt p\u00e5 honom och menade p\u00e5 att ”n\u00e4r han blir rik” s\u00e5 kunde han k\u00f6pa en ny tomt till Tobias.<\/p>\n

– Vad\u00e5 n\u00e4r du blir rik?
\n– S\u00e5 fort jag har hittat oljan s\u00e5klart!<\/p>\n

Men Lill-polarn vi har ingen olja p\u00e5 tomten, detta \u00e4r K\u00e5llered inte Dallas. Var i all sin dar har du f\u00e5tt det ifr\u00e5n att vi skulle ha olja?<\/p>\n

– Det \u00e4r ju en j\u00e4ttefl\u00e4ck nere vid garaget! Har borrat massvis av h\u00e5l d\u00e4r men n\u00e5gon har hunnit f\u00f6re med att sno oljan.
\n– Men j\u00f6sses den fl\u00e4cken \u00e4r ju efter att de bl\u00e5ste rent oljefiltret p\u00e5 h\u00e4stlastbilen!<\/p>\n

Jag gick ut f\u00f6r att titta, s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga h\u00e5l kan ju inte Lill-polarn ha hunnit g\u00f6ra, eller?\u00a0 Shit!……\u00a0 S\u00e5 idag blir det till att t\u00e4ppa igen en massa h\u00e5l\u00a0 : (\u00a0 Jag som hade t\u00e4nkt mysa.\u00a0 F\u00e5r ta och ringa runt efter folk som kan hj\u00e4lpa till, fast risken \u00e4r v\u00e4l att man f\u00e5r luren i \u00f6rat n\u00e4r man s\u00e4ger att Lill-polarn har…. En del kompisar har b\u00f6rjat tappa t\u00e5lamodet med Lill-polarn, fattar inte riktigt varf\u00f6r?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I morse kom Tobias ner sur som \u00e4ttika och tyckte att nu f\u00e5r vi allt ta i tu med Lill-polarn. Jag k\u00e4nde bara ”suck, kunde man f\u00e5 sovmorgon en enda g\u00e5ng”??\u00a0 Tobias hade tittat ut genom sitt f\u00f6nster och f\u00e5tt se sin tomt full av h\u00e5l. Lill-polarn h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 som b\u00e4st med att borra upp … <\/p>\n

\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39060,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,2143],"class_list":["post-1199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/3870468900_cc8d7ebbfb_o-200x300.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/3870468900_cc8d7ebbfb_o.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 2 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 30 augusti 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 30 augusti 2009 10:42","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 12:15"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54293,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1199\/revisions\/54293"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}