{"id":1205,"date":"2009-09-03T15:03:15","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T15:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1239-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T12:14:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T11:14:37","slug":"fastnat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/09\/03\/fastnat\/","title":{"rendered":"Fastnat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3477\/3883768205_4b07c798c8_o.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox noopener\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3477\/3883768205_7897eed651.jpg\" alt=\"Fastnat\" width=\"601\" height=\"956\" border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">V\u00e4dret var s\u00e5 lurigt i dag att jag gick direkt ut med Shakira. Normalt brukar jag alltid ta en kopp kaffe f\u00f6rst, men molnen s\u00e5g ut att spricka vilken sekund som helst. Lill-polarn lovade att fixa kaffet s\u00e5 allt skulle vara klart n\u00e4r jag kom tillbaka \u2013 n\u00e5got som l\u00e4t lite\u00a0<em>f\u00f6r<\/em>\u00a0sn\u00e4llt, om jag ska vara \u00e4rlig.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Micael hade nyligen sk\u00e4llt ut honom efter noter f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r med Fredrics pool (som r\u00e5kade bli \u201ct\u00f6md\u201d) och dessutom f\u00f6rbjudit honom att g\u00e5 in i sitt rum. S\u00e5 nu erbj\u00f6d sig Lill-polarn att \u201cdamma \u00f6verallt\u201d medan jag var borta. Sj\u00e4lvklart tackar man inte nej till s\u00e5dan hj\u00e4lp\u2026 men ju l\u00e4ngre jag gick, desto mer b\u00f6rjade n\u00e5got skava.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Damma?\u00a0<em>\u00d6verallt<\/em>? Just det. Jag b\u00f6rjade ana vart han var p\u00e5 v\u00e4g.<br \/>\nMicael hade precis k\u00f6pt sig en gitarr, och Lill-polarn hade f\u00e5tt strikta order om att inte r\u00f6ra den. Jag beh\u00f6vde inte fantasin i \u00f6verv\u00e4xel f\u00f6r att se hur dammvippan pl\u00f6tsligt kunde hamna v\u00e4ldigt n\u00e4ra n\u00e5gra gitarrstr\u00e4ngar.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Jag v\u00e4nde hem\u00e5t i rask takt \u2013 regnet kunde v\u00e4nta. Och mycket riktigt: halvv\u00e4gs upp f\u00f6r trappan h\u00f6rdes ett l\u00e5ngt\u00a0<em>pjooong!<\/em>\u00a0f\u00f6ljt av ett kaninhj\u00e4rtsnabbt \u201cMen den \u00e4r ju tom!? \u2026Ops, fastnat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Jag stannade d\u00e4r jag stod. Kaffe kunde jag nog laga sj\u00e4lv, men Lill-polarns situation fick han allt ta hand om utan min hj\u00e4lp den h\u00e4r g\u00e5ngen. Det l\u00e4r bli en intressant eftermiddag n\u00e4r Micael kommer hem\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e4dret var s\u00e5 lurigt i dag att jag gick direkt ut med Shakira. Normalt brukar jag alltid ta en kopp kaffe f\u00f6rst, men molnen s\u00e5g ut att spricka vilken sekund som helst. Lill-polarn lovade att fixa kaffet s\u00e5 allt skulle vara klart n\u00e4r jag kom tillbaka \u2013 n\u00e5got som l\u00e4t lite\u00a0f\u00f6r\u00a0sn\u00e4llt, om jag ska vara &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Fastnat\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/09\/03\/fastnat\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Fastnat\">\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,2143],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3883768205_4b07c798c8_o-188x300.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/3883768205_4b07c798c8_o.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 2 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 3 september 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 3 september 2009 15:03","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 12:14"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50861,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions\/50861"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}