{"id":1290,"date":"2009-10-23T13:38:57","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T13:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1325-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T12:01:36","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T11:01:36","slug":"bulldiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/10\/23\/bulldiet\/","title":{"rendered":"Bulldiet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Banta!\"<\/a><\/p>\n

N\u00e4r jag kom hem idag h\u00f6rde jag ett dovt, bubblande skratt fr\u00e5n den lilla matsalsdelen. D\u00e4r satt\u00a0Buddha\u00a0och skrattade s\u00e5 magen hoppade \u2013 och bredvid honom satt f\u00f6rst\u00e5s\u00a0Lill-polarn.<\/p>\n

Gubben tittade p\u00e5 mig och sa att de hade suttit och pratat hela dagen. Tydligen hade Buddha blivit riktigt avundsjuk p\u00e5 att Lill-polarn var s\u00e5 smal och vig, och bett honom om r\u00e5d f\u00f6r att uppn\u00e5 samma form.<\/p>\n

Lill-polarn hade f\u00f6rst\u00e5s blivit\u00a0\u00f6verlycklig<\/em>\u00a0\u00f6ver att f\u00e5 agera dietexpert. Han hade kl\u00e4ttrat upp p\u00e5 piedestalen, satt sig till r\u00e4tta och b\u00f6rjat sin \u201cf\u00f6rel\u00e4sning\u201d:<\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0\u201cMan m\u00e5ste se till att f\u00e5 i sig minst fyra till fem bullar varje dag, g\u00e4rna n\u00e5gon extra p\u00e5 l\u00f6rdag och s\u00f6ndag. Man ska absolut inte bara sitta h\u00e4r och stoppa i sig en massa ris \u2013 det g\u00e5r inte, det ser du v\u00e4l sj\u00e4lv! Riset bara sv\u00e4ller i magen, det g\u00f6r aldrig bullarna. Och efter middagen \u2013 minst tv\u00e5 bullar d\u00e5 \u2013 ska man sova middag i en och en halv timme, s\u00e5 kroppen kan tillgodog\u00f6ra sig all n\u00e4ring.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

S\u00e5 d\u00e4r hade de suttit i flera timmar, \u00e4tit bullar, pratat och skrattat tills kv\u00e4llen sm\u00f6g sig p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Lill-polarn s\u00e5g s\u00e5 n\u00f6jd ut n\u00e4r jag kom in, och jag kunde inte l\u00e5ta bli att le.
\n\u2014\u00a0\u201cVet du vad,\u201d<\/em>\u00a0sa jag,\u00a0\u201cd\u00e5 kan man ju kalla dig f\u00f6r\u00a0Bulldha\u00a0sedan!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

N\u00e4r jag kom hem idag h\u00f6rde jag ett dovt, bubblande skratt fr\u00e5n den lilla matsalsdelen. D\u00e4r satt\u00a0Buddha\u00a0och skrattade s\u00e5 magen hoppade \u2013 och bredvid honom satt f\u00f6rst\u00e5s\u00a0Lill-polarn. Gubben tittade p\u00e5 mig och sa att de hade suttit och pratat hela dagen. Tydligen hade Buddha blivit riktigt avundsjuk p\u00e5 att Lill-polarn var s\u00e5 smal och vig, … <\/p>\n

\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":39391,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,552,2143],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-bullar","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/4036505539_5ef2f6868a_o-300x200.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/4036505539_5ef2f6868a_o.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","bullar<\/a>","Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","bullar<\/span>","Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 2 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 23 oktober 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 23 oktober 2009 13:38","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 12:01"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51315,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions\/51315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}