{"id":1701,"date":"2010-09-18T16:01:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T16:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1745-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-09T13:00:04","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T12:00:04","slug":"monstermaskin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2010\/09\/18\/monstermaskin\/","title":{"rendered":"Monstermaskin"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Precis n\u00e4r jag skulle g\u00e5 ut med Shakira, d\u00f6k trollsl\u00e4ndan upp! Han h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 och att flyga p\u00e5 mig ett par g\u00e5nger och verkade inte bli speciellt st\u00f6rd p\u00e5 att jag var s\u00e5 n\u00e4ra. S\u00e5g att han b\u00f6kade med svansen och t\u00e4nkte v\u00e4l inte s\u00e5 mycket mer p\u00e5 det, jag skulle ju p\u00e5 promenad och Shakira studsade glatt runt mig. Hade t\u00e4nkt kolla om det fanns lite svamp jag kunde fotografera.<\/p>\n

Shit! Den d\u00e4r trollsl\u00e4ndan vid min damm kanske \u00e4r en hon! L\u00e4ste ju att hanarna skulle vara bl\u00e5\/gr\u00f6na och honorna brun\/gr\u00f6na. Den kanske tryckte ner nya sm\u00e5 monster till min damm? Mossan \u00e4r nog ett bra g\u00f6mst\u00e4lle f\u00f6r \u00e4gg? Promenaden blev inte riktigt s\u00e5 l\u00e5ng som jag hade t\u00e4nk mig. Solen skiner men r\u00e4tt som det \u00e4r \u00f6ppnar himlen sig och det vr\u00e4ker ner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Precis n\u00e4r jag skulle g\u00e5 ut med Shakira, d\u00f6k trollsl\u00e4ndan upp! Han h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 och att flyga p\u00e5 mig ett par g\u00e5nger och verkade inte bli speciellt st\u00f6rd p\u00e5 att jag var s\u00e5 n\u00e4ra. S\u00e5g att han b\u00f6kade med svansen och t\u00e4nkte v\u00e4l inte s\u00e5 mycket mer p\u00e5 det, jag skulle ju p\u00e5 promenad och … <\/p>\n

\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":32933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4326],"tags":[6174],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hunden","tag-hundarna"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill Sj\u00f6gren","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/nyadmin\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/5001014603_37d5b4e650_b-193x300.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/5001014603_37d5b4e650_b.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["Hundarna<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Hundarna<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["Hundarna<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Hundarna<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 16 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 5 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 18 september 2010","modified":"Uppdaterad den 9 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 18 september 2010 16:01","modified":"Uppdaterad den 9 februari 2026 13:00"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1678,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2010\/08\/29\/trollslandan\/","url_meta":{"origin":1701,"position":0},"title":"Trollsl\u00e4ndan","author":"Ingalill Sj\u00f6gren","date":"29 augusti 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"H\u00e4r \u00e4r lite mera bilder p\u00e5 trollsl\u00e4ndan. 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