{"id":779,"date":"2009-01-14T15:42:36","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T15:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/812-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T16:16:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:16:00","slug":"dar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/01\/14\/dar\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e4r!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3524\/3196110181_68cdb451e3_o.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"__mce\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3524\/3196110181_234721805c.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"D\u00e4r \u00e4r den!\" width=\"655\" height=\"983\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Lill-Polarn hade lite ont i huvudet i dag, men ville \u00e4nd\u00e5 f\u00f6lja med till jobbet \u2013 han skulle ju visa mig monstret! Vi hade det ganska mysigt d\u00e4r vi gick runt, tills jag s\u00e5g hur Lill-Polarn pl\u00f6tsligt stelnade till som en pinne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Det visade sig att han hade f\u00e5tt syn p\u00e5 skurmaskinen \u2013 och det var precis den \u201cgr\u00f6nj\u00e4tten\u201d som jagat honom i g\u00e5r! St\u00e4dkillen som brukar skura korridorerna hade bytt dag, och hans maskin \u00e4r en modell st\u00f6rre \u00e4n min \u2013 och riktigt gr\u00f6n dessutom. Shit, det hade kunnat g\u00e5 illa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lill-Polarn, som bara m\u00e4ter runt 53 cm, m\u00e5ste ha sprungit som en tok f\u00f6r att komma undan. Och de stora svarta trollen som d\u00f6k upp efter\u00e5t? Det var f\u00f6rst\u00e5s fabriksjobbarna p\u00e5 v\u00e4g till matsalen \u2013 smutsiga, men helt ofarliga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jag fick f\u00f6rklara f\u00f6r Lill-Polarn vilka tider han absolut inte ska vara i korridoren. Sedan fick han ligga under min jacka n\u00e4r jag gick in i fabriken och kika ut lite f\u00f6rsiktigt. D\u00e5 s\u00e5g han sj\u00e4lv att det inte fanns n\u00e5gra monster eller troll d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fast vi var r\u00f6rande \u00f6verens om en sak: det \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 ganska fascinerande hur dessa tr\u00f6tta gubbar som st\u00e5r och suckar vid sina maskiner, pl\u00f6tsligt f\u00e5r s\u00e5dan sp\u00e4nst n\u00e4r det \u00e4r matdags \u2013 tv\u00e5 trappsteg i taget, som vilda tjurar i Pamplona!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lill-Polarn hade lite ont i huvudet i dag, men ville \u00e4nd\u00e5 f\u00f6lja med till jobbet \u2013 han skulle ju visa mig monstret! Vi hade det ganska mysigt d\u00e4r vi gick runt, tills jag s\u00e5g hur Lill-Polarn pl\u00f6tsligt stelnade till som en pinne. Det visade sig att han hade f\u00e5tt syn p\u00e5 skurmaskinen \u2013 och det &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"D\u00e4r!\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/01\/14\/dar\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om D\u00e4r!\">\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,1723,2143],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-jobbet","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vad-r-det_3196110181_o-Copy-200x300.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vad-r-det_3196110181_o-Copy.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">jobbet<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">jobbet<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 2 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 14 januari 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 14 januari 2009 15:42","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 16:16"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50221,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions\/50221"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}