{"id":799,"date":"2009-01-23T14:56:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T14:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/832-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T16:14:26","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:14:26","slug":"lill-mumien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/01\/23\/lill-mumien\/","title":{"rendered":"Lill-Mumien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3435\/3219555801_bf4ce3cb04_o.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3435\/3219555801_ef0dab9498.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Lill-skr\u00e4cken\" width=\"805\" height=\"536\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lill-polarn var s\u00e5 duktig p\u00e5 jobbet ig\u00e5r att jag n\u00e4stan b\u00f6rjade tro att han hade b\u00f6rjat mogna. Jobb \u00e4r jobb, och allt annat f\u00e5r man roa sig med n\u00e4r man kommer hem \u2013 eller hur? Men jag hann inte ens t\u00e4nka f\u00e4rdigt f\u00f6rr\u00e4n jag h\u00f6r hur gubbarna st\u00e5r och diskuterar n\u00e5got som springer runt i korridorerna och omkl\u00e4dningsrummen!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Strax d\u00e4rp\u00e5 ser jag vem som kommer farande \u2013 Lill-polarn, f\u00f6rst\u00e5s! Han hade best\u00e4mt sig f\u00f6r att skr\u00e4mma gubbarna. Jag hann precis f\u00f6sa in honom i damernas omkl\u00e4dningsrum innan ett skrik ekar ur rummet som f\u00e5r h\u00e5ret att resa sig. Lill-polarn hade f\u00e5tt syn p\u00e5 sig sj\u00e4lv i spegeln \u2013 och blivit s\u00e5 r\u00e4dd att han drattat p\u00e5 \u00e4ndan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Samtidigt tittar gubbarna in och utbrister:<br>\u201cVad tusan, har det kommit in en kloakr\u00e5tta med dasspapper!?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ni skulle ha sett Lill-polarns min! Kloakr\u00e5tta!? Dasspapper!? Han, som var Lill-mumien fr\u00e5n&nbsp;<em>Egymunioland<\/em>, v\u00e4rldens st\u00f6rsta skr\u00e4ck! Han s\u00e5g s\u00e5 bedr\u00f6vad ut att det var sv\u00e5rt att h\u00e5lla sig f\u00f6r skratt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Det tog mig en halvtimme att \u00f6vertala honom att krypa ut fr\u00e5n sitt g\u00f6mst\u00e4lle i omkl\u00e4dningssk\u00e5pet. Jag fick lova b\u00e5de pizza och fredagsmys som kompensation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e4r vi v\u00e4l kom hem kom Tobias f\u00f6rbi och skulle l\u00e5na kaffe. Han kastar ett \u00f6ga p\u00e5 Lill-polarn och b\u00f6rjar s\u00e4ga:<br>\u201cVarf\u00f6r har du das\u2026\u201d \u2013 l\u00e4ngre hann han inte innan han s\u00e5g min blick. Ni vet, den d\u00e4r&nbsp;<em>mamma-blicken<\/em>&nbsp;som f\u00e5r till och med St\u00e5lmannen att k\u00e4nna sig som en amat\u00f6r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00e5 ja, det blir fredagsmys med ton\u00e5ringar idag. Jippi. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lill-polarn var s\u00e5 duktig p\u00e5 jobbet ig\u00e5r att jag n\u00e4stan b\u00f6rjade tro att han hade b\u00f6rjat mogna. Jobb \u00e4r jobb, och allt annat f\u00e5r man roa sig med n\u00e4r man kommer hem \u2013 eller hur? Men jag hann inte ens t\u00e4nka f\u00e4rdigt f\u00f6rr\u00e4n jag h\u00f6r hur gubbarna st\u00e5r och diskuterar n\u00e5got som springer runt i &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Lill-Mumien\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/01\/23\/lill-mumien\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Lill-Mumien\">\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32137,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,1723,2143],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-jobbet","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/lill-mumien_3219555801_o-Copy-300x200.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/lill-mumien_3219555801_o-Copy.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">jobbet<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">jobbet<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 4 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 23 januari 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 23 januari 2009 14:56","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 16:14"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":841,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/02\/16\/den-pyste-ju\/","url_meta":{"origin":799,"position":0},"title":"Den pyste ju!","author":"Ingalill","date":"16 februari 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Fy tusan vilken jobbig dag jag haft p\u00e5 jobbet! 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Jag hann bara fr\u00e5ga hur det hade g\u00e5tt med\u00a0Lill\u2011Polarn och jordgubbarna, innan gubben blev alldeles\u00a0kritvit i ansiktet\u00a0och stirrig i blicken. \u2013 Hur l\u00e4nge var det vi skulle ha honom egentligen!? Bara s\u00e5 du vet finns\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 objekt 365 dagar\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 objekt 365 dagar","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Nu \u00e4r jag riktigt arg!","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2449\/3662753176_5b984a1c98.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2449\/3662753176_5b984a1c98.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2449\/3662753176_5b984a1c98.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1383,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/12\/13\/retur\/","url_meta":{"origin":799,"position":2},"title":"Retur","author":"Ingalill","date":"13 december 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"D\u00e5 var det dags f\u00f6r Wumba Wu att \u00e5ka hem till Afrika och f\u00f6rbereda Lill\u2011polarn och Esmeraldas ankomst. Det har varit lite d\u00e4mpat h\u00e4r idag. Wumba Wu fick se n\u00e5gra sn\u00f6flingor innan han reste, och han anser sig nu vara v\u00e4ldigt m\u00e4ktig efter vistelsen hos Lill\u2011polarn. Det \u00e4r ju inte\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 objekt 365 dagar\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 objekt 365 dagar","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/retur_4181825680_o-Copy.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":907,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/03\/25\/nara-ogat\/","url_meta":{"origin":799,"position":3},"title":"N\u00e4ra \u00f6gat!","author":"Ingalill","date":"25 mars 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I dag skulle Lill-polarn absolut f\u00f6lja med mig till jobbet. Enligt honom \u00e4r han ju en riktig st\u00e4dexpert, s\u00e5 vi skulle bli klara p\u00e5 nolltid! Han hade kommenterat ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll att det var \u201cbedr\u00f6vligt\u201d att jag bara l\u00e5g i soffan och inte orkade n\u00e5gonting, s\u00e5 i dag skulle han minsann\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 objekt 365 dagar\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 objekt 365 dagar","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3384432261_2397f3471f_o.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3384432261_2397f3471f_o.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3384432261_2397f3471f_o.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3384432261_2397f3471f_o.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1325,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/11\/11\/tidigt-ute\/","url_meta":{"origin":799,"position":4},"title":"Tidigt ute","author":"Ingalill","date":"11 november 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag skulle \u00e5ka direkt till bokaff\u00e4ren efter jobbet och m\u00f6ta upp gubben d\u00e4r. 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