{"id":877,"date":"2009-03-07T10:51:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T10:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/910-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T16:06:56","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:06:56","slug":"aiaiaaaaaaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/03\/07\/aiaiaaaaaaaa\/","title":{"rendered":"Aiaiaaaaaaaa!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Aiaiaaaaa!\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Fredric sov \u00f6ver hos Micael i g\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll, och de best\u00e4mde sig f\u00f6r att titta p\u00e5 filmen\u00a0Tarzan<\/em>. Lill-polarn var f\u00f6rst\u00e5s med, och som vanligt kunde han inte sitta still. Han ylade och tjoade hela filmen igenom \u2014\u00a0”Det d\u00e4r, det var ju piece of cake!”<\/em>\u00a0skr\u00f6t han.<\/p>\n

Han tyckte f\u00f6rst\u00e5s att han svingar sig mycket snabbare \u00e4n Tarzan sj\u00e4lv, och dessutom \u2013 enligt honom \u2013 \u00e4r han ju betydligt snyggare ocks\u00e5!<\/p>\n

Efter en stund fick b\u00e5de Fredric och Micael nog av hans skryt och sl\u00e4ngde helt enkelt ut honom fr\u00e5n rummet. Men lugnet varade inte l\u00e4nge. Pl\u00f6tsligt h\u00f6rdes ett vr\u00e5l som skulle f\u00e5tt sj\u00e4lvaste Tarzan att bli avundsjuk!<\/p>\n

De rusade ner till vardagsrummet \u2013 och d\u00e4r h\u00f6ll Lill-polarn p\u00e5 att svinga sig i min stackars\u00a0Guldranka.
\n”Titta! Ser ni! Jag \u00e4r bara b\u00e4st!”<\/em>\u00a0hann han ropa innan plantan gav upp, och han for rakt in i d\u00f6rrposten med ett ljudligt\u00a0AJ!<\/em><\/p>\n

N\u00e4r jag kom in efter promenaden med Shakira m\u00f6ttes jag av en syn\u2026 Fredric och Micael satt och f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte samla ihop resterna av min en g\u00e5ng s\u00e5 frodiga Guldranka. Lill-polarn l\u00e5g p\u00e5 sofflocket med en isp\u00e5se och klagade h\u00f6gljutt.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Vad tusan har h\u00e4nt med min Guldranka?!
\n\u2013 Lill-polarn ville bara ta ett par skott, sa Fredric f\u00f6rsiktigt.
\n\u2013 Ett par skott?! Den \u00e4r ju helt demolerad!
\n\u2013 Men jag f\u00e5r ju inte anv\u00e4nda saxen! f\u00f6rklarade Lill-polarn.\u00a0S\u00e5 jag svingade bara av ett par bitar.<\/em>
\n\u2013 Ett par bitar? Det d\u00e4r r\u00e4cker till minst sexton nya Guldrankor!
\n\u2013\u00a0Ja!<\/em>\u00a0sa Lill-polarn stolt.\u00a0Visst \u00e4r jag duktig!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fredric sov \u00f6ver hos Micael i g\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll, och de best\u00e4mde sig f\u00f6r att titta p\u00e5 filmen\u00a0Tarzan. Lill-polarn var f\u00f6rst\u00e5s med, och som vanligt kunde han inte sitta still. Han ylade och tjoade hela filmen igenom \u2014\u00a0”Det d\u00e4r, det var ju piece of cake!”\u00a0skr\u00f6t han. Han tyckte f\u00f6rst\u00e5s att han svingar sig mycket snabbare \u00e4n … <\/p>\n

\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,2143],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-lill-polarn"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3335191738_6ca3695588_o.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":949,"url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/04\/19\/till-fredric\/","url_meta":{"origin":877,"position":0},"title":"Till Fredric.","author":"Ingalill","date":"19 april 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"I dag var Lill-polarn med oss och handlade. 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