{"id":903,"date":"2009-03-22T11:40:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-22T11:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/936-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T16:02:31","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:02:31","slug":"svarmor-pa-besok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/03\/22\/svarmor-pa-besok\/","title":{"rendered":"Sv\u00e4rmor p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3420\/3375481966_62fee8b7b4_o.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox noopener\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3420\/3375481966_68b8aaf4ae.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Sv\u00e4rmor p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k\" width=\"796\" height=\"450\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Nu har den dagen som Lill-polarn fasat f\u00f6r \u00e4ntligen kommit \u2013 sv\u00e4rmor \u00e4r p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k! Tobias hade lyckats skr\u00e4mma upp honom ordentligt i f\u00f6rv\u00e4g, med historier om \u201criktiga drakar\u201d som drar fingret l\u00e4ngs hyllkanter och har falk\u00f6gon som hittar varenda liten dammpartikel. Inte konstigt att han varit som ett nervvrak sedan i morse!<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Han har stressat runt hela f\u00f6rmiddagen, putsat, puffat och fr\u00e5gat mig minst tio g\u00e5nger om han s\u00e5g tillr\u00e4ckligt proper ut. Flugan skulle r\u00e4ttas, frisyren justeras och v\u00e4sten sitta exakt rakt. Jag f\u00f6rs\u00e4krade honom g\u00e5ng p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng om att han var j\u00e4ttestilig och bad honom bara att\u00a0<em>inte<\/em>\u00a0dra n\u00e5gra typiska Lill-polarn-sk\u00e4mt. Ni vet, de d\u00e4r som f\u00e5r en att b\u00f6rja \u00e5ngra att man inte stoppade honom i tid.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Till en b\u00f6rjan sk\u00f6tte han sig faktiskt exemplariskt \u2013 artig, prydlig och till och med lite blyg. Men s\u00e5, n\u00e4r sv\u00e4rmor b\u00f6rjat luta sig tillbaka och allt verkade lugnt, kunde han f\u00f6rst\u00e5s inte h\u00e5lla sig l\u00e4ngre.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Med sin allra mest h\u00f6gtidliga r\u00f6st drar han:<br \/>\n\u201cP\u00e5 en EU-konferens om familjer\u00e4tt lunchar tv\u00e5 advokater fr\u00e5n olika l\u00e4nder med varandra.<br \/>\nAdvokat 1: \u2013 Vad \u00e4r straffet f\u00f6r bigami i ert land?<br \/>\nAdvokat 2: \u2013 Tv\u00e5 sv\u00e4rm\u00f6drar!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Det blev kn\u00e4pptyst \u2013 tills sv\u00e4rmor skrattade s\u00e5 hj\u00e4rtligt att \u00e4ven jag inte kunde h\u00e5lla mig l\u00e4ngre. Lill-polarn s\u00e5g f\u00f6rst livr\u00e4dd ut, men sedan str\u00e4ckte han p\u00e5 sig, n\u00f6jd som en tupp. \u201cJag sa ju att humor funkar i alla l\u00e4gen,\u201d mumlade han.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hahahaha! Eller denna d\u00e5? Farsan, vad hette Adams sv\u00e4rmor??\u00a0 Han hade ingen, han levde i Paradiset!!<\/p>\n<p>J\u00f6sses! Man kunde riktigt ta p\u00e5 tystnaden som uppstod och Lill-polarn tittade p\u00e5 mig med \u00e5ngest i blicken. Men som tur vad s\u00e5 sp\u00e4nde sv\u00e4rmor blicken i Lill-polarn och b\u00f6rjade storskratta, hon tyckte det var t\u00e5ga i honom som v\u00e5gade dra s\u00e5dana sk\u00e4mt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu har den dagen som Lill-polarn fasat f\u00f6r \u00e4ntligen kommit \u2013 sv\u00e4rmor \u00e4r p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k! Tobias hade lyckats skr\u00e4mma upp honom ordentligt i f\u00f6rv\u00e4g, med historier om \u201criktiga drakar\u201d som drar fingret l\u00e4ngs hyllkanter och har falk\u00f6gon som hittar varenda liten dammpartikel. Inte konstigt att han varit som ett nervvrak sedan i morse! 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