{"id":998,"date":"2009-05-18T13:35:15","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T13:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.necessities.info\/archives\/1031-guid.html"},"modified":"2026-02-11T12:34:10","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T11:34:10","slug":"rundsmorjning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/05\/18\/rundsmorjning\/","title":{"rendered":"Rundsm\u00f6rjning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3639\/3542645622_0628485c9e_o.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox noopener\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3639\/3542645622_ca3a5953a0.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"Rundsm\u00f6rjning\" width=\"783\" height=\"521\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Lill-Polarn ville f\u00f6lja med till jobbet i dag. Det var ganska l\u00e4nge sedan sist, och jag m\u00e5ste erk\u00e4nna att det k\u00e4ndes r\u00e4tt sk\u00f6nt att ha lite s\u00e4llskap \u2013 och kanske till och med lite hj\u00e4lp.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Han satte genast fart, gick runt och torkade lister och muttrade \u00f6ver hur slarviga gubbarna var. \u201cN\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r jobb,\u201d sa han h\u00f6gtidligt, \u201cska det skina p\u00e5 min arbetsplats! Alla ska tycka att jag \u00e4r den b\u00e4sta VDn de haft.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u201cVD? Jaha du,\u201d svarade jag.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u201cJa, varf\u00f6r inte?\u201d sa han och str\u00e4ckte p\u00e5 sig. Sj\u00e4lvf\u00f6rtroendet \u00e4r det i alla fall inget fel p\u00e5!<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Jag gick vidare in i fabriken medan Lill-Polarn lovade att putsa alla speglar. N\u00e4r jag en stund senare kom ner till omkl\u00e4dningsrummen h\u00f6rde jag hur han gapskrattade. Jag hann snabbt f\u00f6rest\u00e4lla mig alla m\u00f6jliga scenarion \u2013 men verkligheten \u00f6vertr\u00e4ffade fantasin.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">D\u00e4r stod han och sprejade sig sj\u00e4lv med en flaska klisterolja! Han skrattade s\u00e5 t\u00e5rarna rann, f\u00f6r det b\u00e5de kylde och luktade \u201csp\u00e4nnande\u201d, som han uttryckte det.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">\u201cStopp! Det d\u00e4r \u00e4r ju\u00a0<em>klisterolja<\/em>, Lill-Polarn!\u201d ropade jag.<\/p>\n<p class=\"my-2 [&amp;+p]:mt-4 [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [&amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\">Han s\u00e5g helt oskyldig ut och h\u00f6ll upp flaskan. \u201cMen det st\u00e5r ju h\u00e4r: anv\u00e4ndningsomr\u00e5de \u2013 kedjor, g\u00e5ngj\u00e4rn, axlar! Jag har ju axlar! Och det t\u00e5l v\u00e4rme fr\u00e5n minus tjugo till plus hundrafemtio grader \u2013 solen skiner ju ute dessutom! Den skyddar mot korrosion, och det s\u00e5g jag massor av p\u00e5 utsidan!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lill-Polarn ville f\u00f6lja med till jobbet i dag. Det var ganska l\u00e4nge sedan sist, och jag m\u00e5ste erk\u00e4nna att det k\u00e4ndes r\u00e4tt sk\u00f6nt att ha lite s\u00e4llskap \u2013 och kanske till och med lite hj\u00e4lp. Han satte genast fart, gick runt och torkade lister och muttrade \u00f6ver hur slarviga gubbarna var. \u201cN\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r jobb,\u201d &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Rundsm\u00f6rjning\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/2009\/05\/18\/rundsmorjning\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om Rundsm\u00f6rjning\">\u2665 L\u00e4s mer \u2665 <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38715,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4312],"tags":[6200,2143],"class_list":["post-998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-1-objekt-365-dagar","tag-lill-polarn"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Ingalill","author_link":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/author\/ingalill\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/3542645622_0628485c9e_o-300x200.jpg","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/3542645622_0628485c9e_o.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/category\/fototeman\/1-objekt-365-dagar\/\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">1 objekt 365 dagar<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">Lill-polarn<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Publicerad 17 \u00e5r sedan","modified":"Uppdaterad 2 m\u00e5nader sedan"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Publicerat den 18 maj 2009","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Publicerat den 18 maj 2009 13:35","modified":"Uppdaterad den 11 februari 2026 12:34"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50496,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions\/50496"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/38715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necessities.info\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}